So in the UK the church synod complains that the congregation is falling, youngsters have dropped away.
However, there have been 2 sure things 1. people want to get married 2. people die and need funerals.
So it seems God has found an answer to the synods questions.
1. up the cost of marriages by 40%
2. Put fee on people dying by 50%
So of course this will mean 1. Registry office marriages or non-marriage 2. More small cremations and forget about the vicar doing a big speech.
This sounds like God is not an economist in these tight times! May as well have a performance bonus to top it!!
However, there have been 2 sure things 1. people want to get married 2. people die and need funerals.
So it seems God has found an answer to the synods questions.
1. up the cost of marriages by 40%
2. Put fee on people dying by 50%
So of course this will mean 1. Registry office marriages or non-marriage 2. More small cremations and forget about the vicar doing a big speech.
This sounds like God is not an economist in these tight times! May as well have a performance bonus to top it!!
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