Gayness is being forced on children at schools

School children are to be pressured to do maths, english, geography and all other lessons using reference to gays

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1349951/Gayness-mandatory-schools-Gay-victims-prejudice-new-McCarthyites.html

This without consultation to parents
I bet the maths wont be:
How many straights does it take to make  a gay

English will eliminate Gay from the Grammar as a metaphor and it will become a noun

Science : how many pegs can you get in this hole??