The government or some idiot in the background, who can't be trtaced or made accountable has now suggested that GP's should receive an email from patients with their symptoms and then see if the Doctor should see them or of course be sent a prescription.
Patient email
Dr i have a temperature and a head ache
Doctors reply
ok take a paracetomol
Patient new email
Doctor I feel dopey and sick
Doctor reply
Perhaps you are allergic try some aspirin
Patient new email
Dr I am drowzy and ache bad
Doctors new reply
Please don't bother me I can't answer your emails all day I have 1000 other patients
Letter from coronor
This is to let you know your patient died of Meningitis
Patients will be pushed to see their GP's or A GP with Private Medical care
This is what it's coming to - believe me
But if you are an immigrant you can have all the time of a doctor you want.
One thing is for sure the Doctors won't lose their STG150-300k salaries so where are the big savings????
Patient email
Dr i have a temperature and a head ache
Doctors reply
ok take a paracetomol
Patient new email
Doctor I feel dopey and sick
Doctor reply
Perhaps you are allergic try some aspirin
Patient new email
Dr I am drowzy and ache bad
Doctors new reply
Please don't bother me I can't answer your emails all day I have 1000 other patients
Letter from coronor
This is to let you know your patient died of Meningitis
Patients will be pushed to see their GP's or A GP with Private Medical care
This is what it's coming to - believe me
But if you are an immigrant you can have all the time of a doctor you want.
One thing is for sure the Doctors won't lose their STG150-300k salaries so where are the big savings????
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